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Kiddie Creativity -


TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm
Your po5ter is delicious.


20 YEARS AGO -


TAGS: depressed spongebob gary bowl bed night sad squarepants too soon but funny
Rating: 4.77/5

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BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:40 pm
Absolutely perfect! Right down to that %^&*( sponge which I would love to blow-up into 1,000's of little sponges!! H8 that stupid thing!
Iconoclast - October 8, 2011, 9:07 pm
OUTSTANDING !!


WHO YOU TRYING TO GET CRAZY WITH ESE? - Don't you know I'm loco?




APPROVAL -


TAGS: approval train acceptance suicide depression
Rating: 4.68/5

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5150monkeylove - March 16, 2012, 5:17 pm
You rock, Md. That would have been funnier.
mariand - March 16, 2012, 3:36 pm
lol... it's like, waiting to see if you got a STD after you've had unprotected sex...


LIFE - A series of disappointments broken only by dark spells of depression.




HOORAY!! - I'm another year closer to being as dead as my dreams. Want some cake?


TAGS: birthday dreams dead sad depressed
Rating: 4.8/5

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Verdeckt - August 17, 2011, 8:59 am
The cake is a lie. Welcome to the site


STEVEN SEAGAL - When acting gets a name.


TAGS: actor steven seagal lame aikido expressions emotions
Rating: 3.54/5

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Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 9:49 pm
GreaT Motifake !


T E A R S - Are the Words that the Heart can't Express...


TAGS: tear word heart express
Rating: 4.67/5

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Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 1:00 pm
Dang... And all these days I thought the slogan of this site was "The Original DEMOTIVATIONAL Poster Community"...
Ouderkirk - January 9, 2012, 12:58 pm
ok man, stop putting so much emotional stuff. The site's supposed to be funny not sad


BI-POLAR BEARS -


TAGS: bipolar depression solitude not that kind of bi
Rating: 4.63/5

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rerun - August 6, 2010, 10:59 pm

nah, 12 seconds.
Sean - August 6, 2010, 10:57 pm
Somehow I think this poster sheds new light on that bizarre phenomenon euphemistically known as Sarah Palin. Ok. Ok. I know the drill. I'm banned for 12 hours. See you tomorrow, dudes and dudettes. *hangs head* Sheesh.
agdaniele - August 6, 2010, 1:40 am
LOL!
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 1:37 am
Broke the seal...5L


HURTS, DOESN'T IT? -


TAGS: mortality depressing truth hurts
Rating: 4.5/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 12:39 pm
Remembering we're going to die someday is the best motivation to make a name for oneself, go out there and accomplish something, that there can be.
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 5:59 pm
I don't know why, but I love this one. It's so decadently dark. 5/5


GAME FACE -


TAGS: expression marmoset humor
Rating: 4.58/5

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lgvernon - December 5, 2015, 10:38 pm

It's a marmoset.
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:16 pm
Is that the "Green Monkey" that supposedly started the AIDS virus? (Google Image Search). No, it isn't. The hell is that thing then?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 16, 2013, 1:43 pm
Interchangeable with "Are you done yet?" face.
lgvernon - January 31, 2012, 12:48 pm

LOL!~
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:52 am
our 'your b5ss when you ask for a raise' face :)
MashiMashi - January 30, 2012, 6:50 am
Or rape face


EVEN SLENDERMAN - Has more facial expressions than Kristen Stewart.


TAGS: slenderman expressions kristen stewart
Rating: 4.25/5

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TheSanityInspector - December 12, 2011, 1:53 pm
Funny! And I don't even know who Slenderman or Kristen Stewart are!


DEEP DARK THOUGHTS -


TAGS: depression
Rating: 4.41/5

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Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 6:13 am
Funniest part is... I ain't married. You lose.
Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 5:25 am
I'd hate to know what would happen if you found out I was on your wife last night... Not helping? Sorry. At least she swallows for you too right? no? damn... Here's a razor.
sparky - January 31, 2011, 2:03 am
wow
rerun - January 30, 2011, 6:54 pm

wow
Reality Lord - January 30, 2011, 7:32 am

brutal...sweet one! :)
5150monkeylove - January 30, 2011, 1:06 am
Very nice... 5L


ESPRESSO! - It's so FREAKIN' good!




THIS JOB IS - Soda Pressing ...


TAGS: this job is soda pressing
Rating: 4.94/5

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Verdeckt - August 22, 2011, 7:28 am
It's already there .. If you visit, don't forget to tip your waitress
house - August 22, 2011, 6:20 am
WHERE would THis bElong,because it certainly is PUNNY ISn't it


SOLITUDE - A true blessing when you need it... A true curse when you do not...


TAGS: alone lonely depressed bored hopeless
Rating: 4.71/5

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coldinjected - July 6, 2011, 3:34 pm
Good poster. A lot of people around here dig the philosphy angle. I'm in it for the funny! Got any comedy in ya?
Wrathchild - July 6, 2011, 9:03 am
First poster. Sincere suggestions for improvement encouraged. Thanks for the opportunity to share.


the great clown -


TAGS: robin williams depression clown
Rating: 4.83/5

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Tyche - December 6, 2014, 9:36 pm
"Laugh, then, Pagliacci, for the love that is dying. Laugh through the pain that is destroying your heart."
Sho - August 31, 2014, 7:42 pm
Well done, RL. 5L
Airman - August 27, 2014, 11:24 pm
amazing
Greybeard - August 12, 2014, 11:23 pm
Absolutely stunning... :)
Silverheart - August 12, 2014, 9:49 am

Amsome.
GaryO - August 12, 2014, 9:29 am
Gawddamm, the best of tributes. The BEST. Raising the glass to a glorious mourning.


PEER PRESSURE - If these are your friends, and all your friends jump off a bridge... FOLLOW THEM


TAGS: peer pressure jump with them
Rating: 4.68/5

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boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:43 pm
look at the guy with the receeding hairline! I think he freaked-out his hair
Wolfe - April 10, 2011, 2:19 am
Elvis has DEFINATELY left the building!
motinet - April 9, 2011, 7:58 am

Those guys are totally not conformist


TODAY'S WEATHER -


TAGS: great depression dustbowl farm photo
Rating: 4.52/5

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lgvernon - July 8, 2013, 11:09 pm

Thanks, Homer. My grandparents lost everything in the Great Depression. I cannot imagine what it was like.
ughomer - July 8, 2013, 10:48 pm
2 funny in a sad sort-of way. 5L for you on this!


DEPRESSION -


TAGS: sadness depression
Rating: 4/5

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AudioHostem - April 25, 2011, 10:20 pm
Made up the poetry myself. I consider this my first real motifake. Thanks for the feedback.
marlygirl - April 24, 2011, 4:13 pm
My momma always used to say: "if you wanted fair, you landed on the wrong planet"
IxLOVExYOU - April 24, 2011, 3:09 pm
a bit depressed at the moment. perfect 5Ls!!


MONDAYS - You're telling me they are going to happen every week ?




DEPRESSION - Who does it hurt? Everybody


TAGS: squirrel depression
Rating: 3.42/5

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shmoe13 - January 2, 2011, 11:29 pm
i know how he feels


there's seating near the front -


TAGS: robin williams suicide depression hero
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 12, 2014, 8:34 am
Awesome tribute :)


LIFE - is nothing but a series of disappointments broken up by periods of dark depression..


TAGS: life death darkness depression reality
Rating: 4.86/5

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ughomer - September 14, 2012, 2:24 pm
Macabriful poster Seth.
Reality Lord - September 14, 2012, 9:24 am

shiney happy poster you put out seth...i love it 5L :)
GaryO - September 14, 2012, 8:39 am
How quaint. Looks to be one of Thomas Kinkade’s bizzaro collection….or perhaps an early Turner. In any event, if I had a whit of motivation left after viewing this poster, I’d retrieve a dagger and cut myself….5L


MISSED YOUR LATTE -


TAGS: depression era family
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 12:28 pm

It's very sad. It's great that we've come so far from those terrible days, but we've also come so far we've forgotten what it's really like to be completely 'without'.
maoworks2 - February 27, 2012, 10:25 am
Sad !


MINDS - Are like parachutes; they work best when open But make the greatest impact when closed


TAGS: first impression is very important
Rating: 4.7/5

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crankyhead - May 19, 2011, 9:24 pm
5pectacular
forseti - May 19, 2011, 4:25 am
awesome!
Sho - May 18, 2011, 11:45 pm
Thx all :)
Feasibly - May 18, 2011, 11:43 pm
That's a 5 for Sho!
crazyman - May 18, 2011, 10:01 pm
My mind just exploded
spacedog - May 18, 2011, 8:01 pm
Boom! 5L


YOUR GUITAR HERO ACCOMPLISHMENTS - I don't think he's very impressed by them.


TAGS: jean baudin guitar hero unimpressed
Rating: 4.22/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 23, 2012, 10:12 pm
I can tell by looking at that instrument: it's not very versatile. Everything will come out sounding like boring jazz.


SERIAL KILLERS -


TAGS: bear boy hallowwen costume not impressed
Rating: 3.44/5

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booger13 - March 28, 2010, 5:16 pm
well atleast we know y heath's joker flipped out in the dark knight


HEARTACHE -




ANTIDEPRESSANTS - Because your life is about to get real sad, unless you wanted to work at Hot Topic for the rest of your life.


TAGS: antidepressants piercings stupid
Rating: 4.41/5

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Zetmonk - June 13, 2012, 7:04 am
Upside; nifty pill holder for the antidepressants.


LIBERALS -




DARKNESS -


TAGS: dark depressing poetry
Rating: 5/5

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coldinjected - January 25, 2011, 6:02 pm
That's pretty demotivating. Thanks for making my day a little sadder. 5l for the definition of "demotivation".
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:53 pm

when on the "front page", you will see an orange notification whenever somebody sends you a message...or posts a comment on one of your motifakes
Shaq123 - January 25, 2011, 5:45 pm
Oh
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:44 pm

private message
Shaq123 - January 25, 2011, 5:43 pm
What's PM? ?(
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:41 pm

wow, 5L.....please read your PM


DEPRESSED OWL SAYS - WHOOOOOOOOOOO Gives a shit.




SORROW - When a person can no longer laugh at themselves It is time for others to laugh at them


TAGS: sorrow depression laugh
Rating: 4.67/5

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tellitlikeitis - October 31, 2011, 6:52 pm
Cute.


DESPAIR -


TAGS: dissapointment sad depressed hammy
Rating: 4.63/5

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Jdewitt - March 14, 2011, 12:43 pm
Nice.
TheOne - March 13, 2011, 11:42 am
Speechless.
culos - March 12, 2011, 6:27 pm
*done* shit!
culos - March 12, 2011, 6:22 pm
You made me feel miserable, well don!
Hawamleh - March 12, 2011, 6:12 pm
seriously thank you guys
ICEMAN - March 12, 2011, 6:11 pm
I don't know how you manage to do it. Amazing stuff.
rerun - March 12, 2011, 6:09 pm

excellent.
agdaniele - March 12, 2011, 6:02 pm
LOL! And your best is definitely the goods.
Hawamleh - March 12, 2011, 5:58 pm
I try my best..
agdaniele - March 12, 2011, 5:57 pm
Thank YOU... the quality stuff is pretty rare. I love when I see a good one.
Hawamleh - March 12, 2011, 5:37 pm
thanks aggy :D
agdaniele - March 12, 2011, 5:37 pm
Love this.


TINY -




IMMORTALITY - Where the depression of watching everything you love die meets the inability to kill yourself. Welcome to hell




SAMUEL CLEMENS -


TAGS: samuel clemens not to impressed with the future star trek
Rating: 3.18/5

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JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 7:49 am
Hey PreacherMan, I agree. But, I made this for a Physics class I teach. We watch Star Trek episodes, and this is always one of the students' favorite episodes because of how annoying Mark Twain is.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 12:20 am
This ain't the beer guy?
Preacher Man - May 30, 2010, 12:18 am
Not to be a total f'ing geek here, but by the end of that episode, he was impressed with the future. Said it was worth giving up cigars for. Great performance by Jerry Hardin as Twain in a sillier than usual time travel episode.


REALITY? -




OPPRESSION - What is the difference b/w Hijab and the dress of the nuns?


TAGS: muslim women nuns oppression hijab
Rating: 2.95/5

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twill1962 - October 10, 2012, 10:22 am
CloudchaserS is correct. Women can CHOOSE to become a nun. Muslim women cannot choose not to wear the Hijab, unless they want to be brutaslly killed. Also, many nuns today do not wear the whimple, or head covering.
roody - May 10, 2012, 10:33 am
Thats USA! Not Afganistan.
CloudchaserS - May 6, 2012, 12:53 am
Most women who become nuns have a choice in whether or not they do so. Most Muslim women don't have a choice about being Muslim or leaving the faith.


DEMOTIVATION - God ignores your pain. You are utterly alone. You. Will. Die.


TAGS: demotivation depression
Rating: 2.85/5

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Culos - November 12, 2008, 11:09 am
I have to agree it is the ultimate demotivate poster, that does not necessarily make it the best motifake though
RnR - November 12, 2008, 11:05 am
More than 3 months down the line, it is STILL one of the best
Merlin - September 13, 2008, 5:03 pm
And then in the forest, without any sound, a nuclear bomb, hit the ground. It'll kill us all, When the bombs fall. But just remember, Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down!
Arpaleggia - September 10, 2008, 3:12 pm
This poster = True
pro - September 5, 2008, 6:22 pm
RnR, ge werkt daar op het sentiment!
RnR - September 5, 2008, 7:41 am
i still think this one should be rated a LOT higher :)
RnR - September 5, 2008, 7:36 am
J’veux de l’amour, j’veux de l’amour Waar ik ga, waar ik sta Voor ik sterf, voor ik verga, j’veux de l’amour
RnR - August 28, 2008, 7:48 am
in a land far, far away, there once was a little princess...
RnR - August 7, 2008, 4:59 pm
where's my sammich, bitch?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 6:41 pm
The Mentors. These are the infamous lyrics quoted at the PMRC hearings in the mid eighties.
Captain Douchebag - August 5, 2008, 6:12 pm
Slayer? Lamb of God? Some other band?
Sean - August 5, 2008, 6:01 pm
The Bee Gees?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 5:50 pm
Listen, you little slut, do as you are told, come with daddy for me to pour the gold. Golden showers. All through my excrement you shall roam. Bend up and smell my anal vapor. Your face is my toilet paper. On your face I leave a shit tower. Golden showers
RnR - August 5, 2008, 1:45 pm
My boy Lollipop, you made my heart go giddy up. You are as sweet as candy, you're my sugar dandy. Ha, ho my boy Lollipop, Never ever leave me, Because it would grieve me, My heart told me so, I love ya, I love ya, I love ya so, That I want y
RnR - August 5, 2008, 9:27 am
Je veux qu'on rie Je veux qu'on danse Je veux qu'on s'amuse comme des fous Je veux qu'on rie Je veux qu'on danse Quand c'est qu'on me mettra dans le trou
Mike Hunt - August 5, 2008, 8:48 am
Here is a little song I wrote You might want to sing it note for note Don't worry be happy In every life we have some trouble When you worry you make it double Don't worry, be happy......
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 8:46 am
You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record, baby, round round round round!
RnR - August 5, 2008, 7:33 am
There she was... not just a-walkin' down the street, not singin' "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do" (still best poster to comment on)
RnR - August 5, 2008, 5:14 am
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way; Oh! what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 3:01 am
You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen, Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine, You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life, See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen
RnR - August 2, 2008, 4:18 am
Weve got to hold on to what weve got cause it doesnt make a difference If we make it or not Weve got each other and thats a lot For love - well give it a shot Whooah, were half way there Livin on a prayer Take my hand and well make it - I swea
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 1, 2008, 5:50 pm
e I've got Pac-Man fever; Pac-Man fever. It's driving me crazy. Driving me crazy
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 1, 2008, 5:49 pm
I got a pocket full of quarters, and I'm headed to the arcade. I don't have a lot of money, but I'm bringing ev'rything I made. I've got a callus on my finger, and my shoulder's hurting too. I'm gonna eat them all up, just as soon as they turn blue. 'Caus
RnR - August 1, 2008, 4:43 pm
What's-a matter you - Hey! Gotta no respect What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place Ah, shaddap-a you face
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 1, 2008, 4:04 pm
Happy talk, keep talkin' happy talk, Talk about things you'd like to do. You got to have a dream, If you don't have a dream, How you gonna have a dream come true? (best demotivational poster ever, most fun to comment on)
Lou - August 1, 2008, 3:43 pm
I see trees of green........ red roses too I see em bloom..... for me and for you And I think to myself.... what a wonderful world
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 1, 2008, 2:07 pm
-onderful feeling, wonderful day!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 1, 2008, 2:06 pm
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,My, oh my, what a wonderful day,Plenty of sunshine headin' my way,Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,Mister Bluebird's on my shoulder, It's the truth, it's actual, Ev'rything is satisfactual, Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay, W
RnR - August 1, 2008, 11:17 am
...and the only uplifting words you'll ever hear are "move it bitch, no loitering or begging in the subway"
Roamer - July 31, 2008, 3:50 pm
*Claps Hands*
Charles - July 31, 2008, 3:45 pm
MWLF, you are not right. LOL
RnR - July 31, 2008, 11:36 am
if you're happy and you know, clap your hands...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 31, 2008, 10:26 am
- my beautiful balloon! Great poster!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 31, 2008, 10:25 am
Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon? We could float among the stars together, you and I, For we can fly we can fly, Up, up and away, My beautiful, my beautiful balloon, The world's a nicer place in my beautiful balloon, It wears a nicer face in
RnR - July 31, 2008, 7:39 am
The only person who will seem to care will just rape and abuse you. You will SLOWLY die.. utterly miserably, alone and abandoned
RnR - July 31, 2008, 7:37 am
you will die... and so will anybody you know or have known. Including your family, your pet fish, you unborn child and your internet connection... And nobody will care.. ever
Lonely Bonely - July 31, 2008, 1:55 am
Hooray!


SOMETIMES YOUR THE SEAL... - Well... let's face it, you're always the seal.




RUMORS -




THOSE DAYS... - When you just want to crawl in a hole and never come out...


TAGS: depressing sad ehh
Rating: 2.86/5

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GaryO - March 22, 2012, 9:46 am
Well, aside from the clearcut looking terrain in the background, that frog water looks to be holding some cutthroat trout under that little cut bank….Woof!, not sad, no…except I can’t be there today…OK, I’m sad now
maoworks2 - March 22, 2012, 8:26 am
You Mean Like Today ?


TEARS... -


TAGS: tear word heart express sketch
Rating: 3.95/5

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Hawamleh - April 24, 2012, 4:31 pm
Moving picture indeed, perhaps use it for another poster ?
Rick69 - April 24, 2012, 4:24 pm
... I see... My bad... I guess I got too carried away by the picture...
Hawamleh - April 24, 2012, 4:21 pm
1L. tsk tsk tsk #130276 a hall of famer too I think. check previous work before you submit stuff mate :)


PANIC ATTACK! - It's not that I am scared or sad, it is my body fighting me. "Former US Marine LCPL 0311" Anyone can be affected by it.




F U T I L I T Y - When your life reaches this juncture.




NO MORE - I looked out this morning and the sun was gone, Turned on some music to start my day I lost myself in a familiar song I closed my eyes and I slipped away


TAGS: depression suicide death
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 11:51 am
I'm There With You !


IT HURTS -


TAGS: hurt cries eyes depression smile
Rating: 3.76/5

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Noname5 - September 27, 2011, 11:39 am
souldnt it be she´s hurt? would make more sence imo


OLD EXPRESSIONS -


TAGS: expressions gloves feet shoes
Rating: 3.39/5

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Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 3:39 am
*Inserts classical witty comment here too* Awe, did I kill the funny? Lol.
RON - October 20, 2009, 9:45 pm
LOL !!!!
agdaniele - October 20, 2009, 9:39 pm
Finally, you can get your balls juggled from the doggie position!


PANDA EXPRESS - I can has Kung Hay Fat Choy




Depression -




GAME FACE -




ANOTHER ROUND PLEASE -




CRY ME A RIVER -




GIRL INTERRUPED -




WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING -




FIRST DATE -


TAGS: life time woman impression joke online meeting loneliness duct tape speech less
Rating: 3.75/5

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temp - October 10, 2009, 4:33 pm
French?! You're a long way from 3rd Rock. Or is this what you've been up to since going off air?
LD0ne - October 8, 2009, 2:38 pm
lol who says the words gonna get out???
freestyler - September 11, 2009, 1:39 pm
That's what i call success.
Sean - July 16, 2009, 10:27 pm
Well alrighty then.
BuZZbomb - July 16, 2009, 10:16 pm
No, the 2x4 did the job well, the first few times. Then when the word gets out, fewer girls will talk to you.
agdaniele - July 16, 2009, 10:12 pm
Touche!
Sean - July 16, 2009, 10:05 pm
Let us guess ... problems with wood?
BuZZbomb - July 16, 2009, 8:53 pm
When dating, I used this mantra. "You can get a girl in your bed faster with a kind word and a 2X4 than you can with just a kind word" I didn't date much.


DEPRESSION - It got to the point where not even the Shiny Happy People could cheer up Michael Stipe.


TAGS: depression
Rating: 3.56/5

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GreyScorpion - January 10, 2010, 10:23 am
very nice, 5 REM's
phydeaux - January 10, 2010, 9:06 am
Should have done this for the suicide assignment Cubby!


THE DREAM -




KANGAROOS - They have to deal with shit too


TAGS: kangaroos drinking depressed
Rating: 2.75/5

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MustyK - December 31, 2009, 3:27 am
That'll teach 'em for voting for Kevin 707


THE MOVIES -


TAGS: loneliness sad hapiness depression hammy
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - February 8, 2011, 8:44 am
the sad thing is that it comes from real life situations...
Reality Lord - February 7, 2011, 7:37 pm

doubling up on my meds after this one....argh!
Iconoclast - February 7, 2011, 7:14 pm
Great caption, perfect for the picture, 5 popcorn buckets
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 6:15 pm
thank you.
TheOne - February 7, 2011, 3:49 pm
Your demotivational skills are very intense, I respect that.
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 2:34 pm
thank you
CANADA - February 7, 2011, 1:12 pm
thats a really good poster hammy!
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 8:34 am
your comments are enough mates :D
Derek - February 7, 2011, 2:44 am
I feel forced to agree.
pieman - February 7, 2011, 2:11 am
Ow! Why so low Timmies? This is Motifake perfection. I am demotivated.


HOPELESS CYCLE -


TAGS: depression nature change deadend hammy
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 1:00 pm
great 5L
Hawamleh - December 18, 2010, 4:41 pm
what can I say
drivenbywhat - December 18, 2010, 2:16 pm
That boxman is too funny & cute. You're cheating. lol.
Hawamleh - December 16, 2010, 8:10 pm
making the best of them hormones :D
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 8:01 pm
ALL HAIL BOXMAN!!!! 5 depressed teens.


WHO ? -


TAGS: sad wretched depression life hammy
Rating: 4.67/5

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Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 7:46 pm
Thank you, and I hope I will never dissapoint !
5butjam - April 14, 2012, 2:56 pm
Excellent Hamageddon, like Random said, it's best when it's actually demotivational. The border effect, picture and text are all 100% perfect... but I know not to expect anything less from you!
5butjam - April 14, 2012, 2:56 pm
Excellent Hamageddon, like Random said, it's best when it's actually demotivational. The border effect, picture and text are all 100% perfect... but I know not to expect anything less from you!
Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 12:16 pm
thank ya RL,I don't make 'em much, but when I do, I try my best. :) and Godbless the thought was meant as who would want to if it was possible, but any opinion is welcome :D
godblesstx - April 14, 2012, 7:39 am
crative but not there - since no one lives forever
Reality Lord - April 14, 2012, 6:41 am

the greatest honor i can bestow upon this is simply stating...this is art.
Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 1:50 am
Means a lot guys :D and I know Mr.Random, you see less and less of those each day, a shame really.
MrRandom - April 14, 2012, 12:01 am
The best demotivationals are actually demotivational. Well done.
MrRandom - April 14, 2012, 12:01 am
The best demotivationals are actually demotivational. Well done.
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 11:58 pm
Well, I just am fascinated with the format of the title, and I have the urge to step out on the deck, howl at the big star, and have a smoke……and I’m two sheets to the wind.
mariand - April 13, 2012, 6:27 pm
this is too deep Hammy... it's dangerous getting there ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 5:15 pm
Nicely done Hammy 5L


FEELING LONELY AND DEPRESSED - Try changing your birthday on facebook tonight.




LESSONS -


TAGS: life time human nature history learn death people choice jihad nazi injustice oppressor quote
Rating: 3.56/5

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Me_ - January 4, 2010, 3:53 pm
Hitler was not a Jew but his father was. There is no such thing as a half Jew. Hitler killed everyone that opposed him. Stalin killed more than hitler did. Either way if something is not done about numb nuts in Iran we could all have issues.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2009, 12:28 pm
That's 1,000,000 less hairy armpits/ cheesy mustaches..
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 12:19 pm
None. But, almost 500,000 people from France died.
SayHi - October 29, 2009, 11:59 am
I wonder how many people from French died in WWII...10?15?
DreMagnum - October 28, 2009, 7:59 pm
wow fuck face, he killed catholics in the gas chambers right along side the jews, so shut up please, k thanks
zachyd's - October 28, 2009, 7:54 pm
wow fuckface, hitler was not half jewish or gay or any of that shit that people try to pin on him to sound ironic. He was christian and did not seek out christians, yes christians did die but they were enemy soldiers or spys
Sean - October 20, 2009, 10:00 pm
*too (yeah I know)
Sean - October 20, 2009, 9:59 pm
P.s.: I hate quotifakes. Come up with your own original material. That is the point of this site. I could raid quotesites too. Anyone can do that. Or paraphrase jokes that I have heard. Way to easy.
Sean - October 20, 2009, 9:56 pm
We learn from history that we don't learn anything from history except that we don't learn anything from history so I guess we did learn ONE thing from history which is that whoever said we don't learn ANYTHING from history was a self-contradicting a-hole
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 11:07 am
again with the swine flu thing, come up with an original comment please. you are obviously an idiot
Björn - October 19, 2009, 10:58 am
Funny how easily you guys swallow this propaganda. George Orwell rolls in his grave... 9/11 was an inside job - Al Qaeda is a myth - Swine flu is a hoax
DayDark - October 19, 2009, 7:48 am
Hitler was raised roman catholic, and praised Christian heritage, German Christian culture, and professed a belief in an Aryan Jesus Christ, a Jesus who fought against the Jews I'd hardly call that exterminating christians.
mrbombastic - October 19, 2009, 7:20 am
Hitler was not Catholic, Sean, he was in fact half Jewish. He also believed that blonde hair and blue eyes formed the perfect race,while he had brown hair and eyes.But yes,Catholics were targetted just as much as everyone else the Nazis believed inferior.
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:33 am
Well, quite a few thousand Catholics (mostly intellectuals who challenged his claims) died in the camps, along with millions of Jews, Gypsies, and many others.
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:03 am
When did the Nazis seek to exterminate Christians? Hitler was Catholic. I'm not suggesting for a second that Nazism had anything at all to do with any form of Christianity, but I don't think Christians were targetted much at all.
peteyb - October 18, 2009, 6:21 pm
wow...awesome.If it were within my power, you'd have 5 lions from me!


The Jim -




THE CRYING GAME -




INDIFFERENCE -


TAGS: depression sad hammy
Rating: 4.68/5

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mariand - September 1, 2011, 4:48 am
awe5ome...fav'd


RING AROUND THE ROSIES - Pocket full of posies Ashes, ashes, we all fall down.


TAGS: wilted rose depression
Rating: 4.5/5

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Uthon - April 17, 2012, 10:17 am
Not so grim if you hear the kindergarten version compared to the song "Shoots and Ladders" by Marilyn.
dy2012 - April 17, 2012, 3:24 am
" if u just heard it, quote it! do not own it!
dy2012 - April 17, 2012, 3:17 am
well that "whoever" printed 1st that nursery rhyme without her Manson got no idea and so does you
Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:46 am
Got the grim thought from a song by Marilyn Manson actually, not by whoever Kate Greenaway is.
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 4:49 pm
Ring-a-ring-a-roses, A pocket full of posies; Hush! hush! hush! hush! We’re all tumbled down. by Kate Greenaway
forseti - February 16, 2012, 9:55 am
I read this with a Jonathan Davis voice in my head...


FIRST IMPRESSION - Never try to impress a woman on the first date, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.




FIRST IMPRESSION -


TAGS: first impression
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - December 29, 2010, 1:28 pm
I've seen this before. New format, same pic & theme.
Ed-Hyde - December 29, 2010, 6:57 am
These would have gotten higher ratings if you'd signed in. :) and what eyes?


TURN THAT SMILE UPSIDE DOWN -


TAGS: frown smile expression
Rating: 4/5

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mariand - June 23, 2012, 2:39 am
hehehe...well saying


FLYING -




DEPRESSION - OWL THERAPY SUCKS! Try Masturbating...It Makes Me Happy!


TAGS: depression
Rating: 3.47/5

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Sean - March 6, 2010, 9:50 pm
Mine neither, of course I've always been upfront about my raging owl fetish.
ICEMAN - March 6, 2010, 9:10 pm
In someone's world this makes sense.


EXPRESSIONS - The "WTF YOU SAID GIRL?" Emphasis being on WTF.




HAPPY SPIDER! - Ironically, he's going through a pretty rough divorce now and his cancer has returned.


TAGS: happy spider irony depression divorce cancer sad arachnid
Rating: 2.81/5

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Haarakkon - May 15, 2009, 10:57 am
I never thought I'd envy the Praying Mantis males, but I have to rethink that position now, MWLF.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 15, 2009, 1:50 am
Yeah, child support is a bitch when you're an insect. That and buying birthday gifts for the duomillituplets.
MO - May 12, 2009, 9:51 pm
Not to mention now he's gonna leave behind 2,500 curtain climbers.
Sean - May 12, 2009, 2:56 pm
My cancer lied to me. She claimed to be a libra.
Fatty - May 12, 2009, 2:39 pm
+5 Bulgy! Good'un


DEPRESSION - Its when you can spend all day in bed and still not get any rest.


TAGS: saddness depression
Rating: 2.57/5

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aPauling - August 20, 2008, 11:05 am
I thought that was the honeymoon.


REALITY - The terrible burden that pulls you out of paradise and back to your cubicle. Get back to work.


TAGS: demotivation demotivate demotivational office reality depressing
Rating: 1.94/5

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Vinnie - August 3, 2008, 4:30 am
That's true demotivational. o_o


PATIENCE -




First Impressions -


TAGS: impressions mistaken identity looks scary
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 20, 2013, 4:27 pm
I think I may still have my little guys nose.
lgvernon - November 20, 2013, 4:21 pm

Ah, Priss~~I once interviewed a woman who kept a human hand on her desk.


Press X To Flip Tank. -


TAGS: press x to flip tank
Rating: 4.86/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 19, 2014, 7:13 pm
I know right, if I get ever drafted (god forbid) and I see something like this, I'm gonna have to suggest that we press ex to flip tank.
Reality Lord - January 16, 2014, 8:45 am

as a gamer i lol'd ...hard


THE GREATEST GENERATION -


TAGS: great depression homeless
Rating: 4.79/5

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lgvernon - March 10, 2012, 7:11 pm

;>
lgvernon - March 10, 2012, 7:11 pm

;>
EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 7:08 pm
Great one!
GySgt1811a - February 24, 2012, 8:20 pm
Thank you.


APRIL 1, 1932 - Negative equity? Underwater mortgage? You're pulling my leg, right?


TAGS: bank depression
Rating: 4.71/5

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ughomer - April 3, 2012, 10:21 am
Thx Gar.
GaryO - April 3, 2012, 9:19 am
Good one, ug...5L for the hindsight


Honest Eyes -




ALWAYS ALONE -


TAGS: sad suicidal depressed game over
Rating: 4.4/5

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Nissta - March 4, 2012, 7:38 pm
Sorry Rick69. It's not selfish to jump from a roof think of all the job opportunities that he'll create. And the way the flaming government is going there will be opportunists sorry opportunities out there...
Rick69 - March 3, 2012, 3:01 pm
Only on the 3rd time I noticed the guy was standing the edge of a roof. . . selfish man: doesn't care about who's going to have to clean up his mess. . .
caveman - March 3, 2012, 9:33 am
huh... did not even notice that
forseti - March 3, 2012, 4:41 am
nice one! btw: pic is tagged :P


ADVICE -


TAGS: advice pressure elephant
Rating: 3.61/5

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Hmmm... - April 22, 2009, 7:47 pm
Is this a Republican joke?


DEPRESSION -




SHAME - No, you should not have done *that* for a Klondike bar


TAGS: shame depression lonliness cry crying klondike bar pancakes
Rating: 3.43/5

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Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 1:26 am
Tsk, tsk...what a waste of sodomy...


CHOICES -


TAGS: life time human nature history learn death people choice jihad nazi injustice oppressor quote
Rating: 3.3/5

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winja - January 7, 2012, 11:29 pm
You are the dumbest f**ktard on earth. Its no wonder everyone hates you and wants you to kill yourself. you wouldnt know what a f**king factist was if he stomped you to death faggot. 9/11 was an al qaeda job and swine flue is a fact. ur mom is a c**t.
winja - January 7, 2012, 11:28 pm
You are the dumbest fucktard on earth. Its no wonder everyone hates you and wants you to kill yourself. you wouldnt know what a fucking factist was if he stomped you to death faggot. 9/11 was an al qaeda job and swine flue is a fact. ur mom is a cunt.
Björn - October 19, 2009, 10:56 am
Ridiculous. The EU is the biggest club of fascists, yet our media manages to make us believe that lifting your right hand is the only telltale sign for evil intentions -.- 9/11 was an inside job Al Qaeda is a myth Swine Flu is a hoax


R e s o l v e -




DEPRESSION - Merely anger without enthusiasm.


TAGS: depression
Rating: 3.07/5

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CALM DOWN BABY -




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - You spend Barack's money.


TAGS: soviet russia barack obama money economy depression
Rating: 2/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:52 am
We don't spend any of his money. Nations like Pakistan, China, South Korea, and Japan spend your money. We spend our own money.


Don't worry, mister -




Father's Day -


TAGS: fathers sons ocassions love expressions
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 19, 2013, 2:06 am
Thank you mao!
maoworks2 - June 18, 2013, 11:36 am
Good One !


UNWANTED GIFTS -


TAGS: oops crabs pregnant upset depressed
Rating: 4.95/5

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SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:23 pm
5L for surprising a laugh out of me


PORTRAIT OF A LEGACY -




GOING TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET -




you are not the moon kissing the black sky -


TAGS: source unknown love depression
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - March 6, 2014, 5:29 pm
Some people were never taught or allowed to love themselves. Sometimes letting go is scarier than many would think... selfish 5L bastards ;D But a good friend helps more than one can know.


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